Find a way to blame somebody else

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

ive been singing the ‘I will kill you in your sleep so you’d better try to try to keep awake’ into the airvents for the past five minutes and my mom is going crazy because she cant find the source of the creepy music

update: she has called the neighbor over to help her

okay so im recording my voice singing it and putting it in the air vent os it can just keep playing

okay final update: im grounded

Via OneHaleOfANightStand

greatdepths:

*pets your grunge*

wow, its so soft

(Source: efecte)

Via The Best of Humor & Entertainment

gr8eva:

my self esteem has two levels

  1. im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
  2. bow down before bitches i am your queen

(Source: officialmrpresident)

Via I am the great Cornholio

@maddierachel: Hanging with Harry in PS

(Source: fuckyeahzourry)


officialwhitegirls:

when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them

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Via I am the great Cornholio

large-flightless-bird:

IS THAT THE SAME GUY WHO DID THE GIF WHERE HE POURS JUICE AND IT HITS THE TABLE AS SOLID BLOCKS?????????? CAUSE THAT FUCKED ME UP




queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

Via The Best of Humor & Entertainment

justachipontimesshoulder:

This movie breaks my fucking heart 

(Source: karenswalker)


Via ☺


I used to think the worst feeling in the world was losing someone you loved, but I was wrong. The worst feeling is the moment that you realize… you’ve lost yourself.

(Source: lydia-martin)


Via dylan o'brien

don’t call me beautiful
i don’t care
call me intelligent
tell me my laugh is contagious;
that i made you smile
tell me i have something to offer

– Unknown (via psych-facts) Via I am the great Cornholio

an accurate representation of my social skills


Via Scarcasm



What we believe is heavily influenced by what we think others believe

– ― Thomas Gilovich (via psych-quotes) Via Psych-Quotes

Im tired and internet connection sucks


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