Find a way to blame somebody else

timetravellingshinigami:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY??! 😂😂

Headcanon! Thor was wearing Crocs the whole time in Endgame

Also, why does Thor in the first pic look like someone’s grandpa. Those iconic pants. Whose wardrobe did they pull those out of??!!

spideyjlaw:

SHUT UP I LITERALLY JUST BLINKED

softtstucky:

thank you for everything.

spideyjlaw:

*Captain America’s ass*

Everyone:

spideyjlaw:

*Captain America’s ass*

Everyone:

frogmp3:

listen i’m not one for believing in the universe giving signs but… the first full moon of the year being on the first day of the year which is also a monday… sounds like a good opportunity to focus on rebirth, new beginnings, and personal growth and improvement

taraljc:

the-dirty-river-punk:

soundsof71:

amaskdescribingamask:

Originally posted by simperingcreatures

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

This is a blessed story

Freddie Mercury was the best ever

hopeful-melancholy:

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

jojostarz:

When people say they remember their childhood perfectly and not in bits and pieces with mostly a black void of nothingness like me

?? hoW in th e fuk ???

lesbriian:

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

this is so damn funny

cykelops:

yall hate wolverine origins but “your country needs you” “im canadian (drives away)” is the greatest moment in cinematic history

highclasshomelessman:

politicalsci:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!!!!!!

hello-kitty-senpai:

klapollo:

guy fieri’s flagship show is all about him going to underappreciated family-owned restaurants, praising their work and bringing them nationwide positive attention and business. he openly supports lgbt people like his sister and frequently has gay chefs on his grocery games competition, including ones revolving around relationships and family. he donates all of the non-perishable food from grocery games to food banks and advocates for fighting hunger. he goes to parts of the country where natural disasters have hit and hosts big events where he cooks for and feeds the victims. he has a legitimately funny sense of humor on his shows and is generally said to be a really nice person. he loves his son and has done whole television specials about taking him along on trips having once-in-a-lifetime experiences together. he might look goofy but that man does things that nourish the SOUL and u cant put frosted spikes on THAT

we stan Guy Fieri on this blog

ebimanami:

uh

baltimore are you okay

tammycat:

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can